Thursday, February 01, 2007

P-Meds, Uncut, the Bomb

So, you know pseudoephedrine, the thing that actually decongests you? The thing that was in NyQuil and the thing that allowed you make piles of meth in your home made chemistry lab with the directions your AP Chem teacher gave you in your class lecture? Well, not very readily available (My wallet is still wincing, damn, j/kin'). Anyhow, ABC has an article about is this withdrawl of pseudoephedrine to behind the counter and out of certain cold remedies really counterproductive? I say yes! I want the bloody cough medicine that knocks me out, that gets me so wasted that I actually feel better in a hurry ("I wanna be Sedated?"). But in all seriousness, I want my pseudoephedrine back, and it's not just cause I have a cold right now, which I do however it's not a congestion based cold so this doesn't really pertain right now. In the words of the wise intergalactic funk brothers known as the O'Jays.

"You've got to give the People. Give the People what they want. You've got to give the People what they want. Well I done been all over the world. And everybody feels the same. It's a unanimous decision. I say we're ready for a change. You've got to give the people pseudoephedrine! Give the people what they want... We want the truth, the truth and no more lies. We want freedom justice and equality. Meth for You and NyQuil for Me."

So, make my funky medicine. I want my medicine uncut. Who wants to get funked up? I want the bomb. I want the cold-meds. I want my meds uncut. Make my funky medicine. Who wants to get funked up?

Oh on a side note, my AP Chem teacher didn't teach us how to make Meth, we talked about it theory, however we went into gracious details about how to make coke and freebase =).